I thought it might help some meta-gamers like myself to post how to get the medals in Hyptosis's instant classic, The Sagittarian 3.

Here's they are-

Bayou Billy- In "Gambling Fever", make it to the end. Find a rowboat and head for the gulf.

BFG N00b- In "Fuckin' 'Merica!!", blindly storm the Hands of Revelation's camp and get shot at from the guard tower.

Boob- Start the "Man in the Wilderness" version with Anna.

Cashews- In "Fuckin' 'Merica!!", get ambushed by the Hands of Revelation.

Fried Jesus- In the "Man in the Wilderness" version with Anna, after leaving the first biker guy to his doom, approach the Hostess truck and let Anna enter alone.

Haha!- In the "Man in the Wilderness" version with Anna, let the bikers take Anna and stalk the bikers. Watch as the bikers are attacked by zombies.

Hamberger- In "Fuckin' 'Merica!", take out the Hands of Revelation and make it to the end.

Headshot!- In "Fuckin' 'Merica!!", use a sniper rifle to take out a Hands of Revelation nutball in a tower.

Heavy- In the "Man in the Wilderness" version with Anna, shoot up the fat zombie you encounter around the Hostess truck.

Motorhead- Dive in the river when you see the watercraft and get hit by the propeller.

Oh no!- In "Fuckin' 'Merica!!", watch Shane get killed by a sniper! Whoo-hoo!

Popular Mechanics- In the "Man in the Wilderness" version with Anna, get the Armored Car at the Wil-Mart.

PyroNecro- In "Fuckin' 'Merica!!", burn the Zombies in an old townhouse and discover that Sage is a pyro.

Santacide- In the "Man in the Wilderness" version with Anna, make it to the Wil-Mart and throw out the Santa statue.

Shane- In "Gambling Fever", let Shane take watch. It ends badly, of course.

Shooter- In the "Man in the Wilderness" version with Anna, watch the situation in front of the Wil-Mart from the roof.

These Bikers Suck- In the solo "Man in the Wilderness" version, shoot the first guy you see while exploring, and then hide when the bikers show up. They burn you alive. Yay.

Thunderdome- In the "Fuckin' 'Merica!!" version, die in the Pit of Judgement while the Hands of Revelation watch.

Tough Guy- In the "Man in the Wilderness" version with Anna, try to bargain with the bikers, and get torn up by Sly. Fun stuff, right?

Woo- In the "Man in the Wilderness" version with Anna, save Anna from the Bikers and ride off into the sunset.

Whoa, whoa- In the "Fuckin' 'Merica!!" version, burn the zombie bodies in a pit.

Hope it helps! Happy gaming!