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So this must be what an acid trip is like? Well done, bro.

Is this going to be a recurring series? It should be.

Is the Beast related to the Space Walrus?

This is wonderful, although personally, I prefer Dance of the Manwhore to this one. But it's still filled with the sexually-charged lulz that you're known for and do best. You're awesome, Fernando is awesome, and I hope whatever drugs/alcohol inspire you to make these do not end up making you addicted or do any permanent damage. (I feel like Absinthe has something to do with it. Or maybe Tequila? I don't know from Absinthe (It's illegal here), but Tequila's some good stuff if you pace yourself right. (...I'm in college, okay?))

Also, allow me to say something feminist- I feel Fernando is in the same realm as the Old Spice Guy- they are definitely pandering towards' women's libido, but in a way that doesn't necessarily offend, and is good-naturedly funny, but not to women's expense. So... I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you interpret him a certain way, Fernando could almost be a feminist character. (...This is what college has done to me.)

...Welp, keep up the good work, and have a good day, Mr. Greasy Sexual Moose Lobster... Australian Person.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheers. if fernando is a sexually threatening character or "rapey" as he is sometimes described, he projects this to both genders, almost indiscriminately. thats my hope anyway.

Front page even before leaving judgement? Daaaaamn. That's impressive. I wish you hadn't made the girl memes into the stupid ones, but I like the rant by Strawberry Clock. (I use Photoshop for the memes I participate in. Granted, Impact and Comic Sans fonts are easy to come by, but Photoshop cost $600. I at least spend money! (Well, it was a graduation gift, but still!) (Can't imagine Flash is cheap either. It IS Adobe.)) I liked Nyan Cat just walking around in the background. Solid flash, man. Keep it up.

joliet-jane responds:

I went with the girls because they're clearly quite young and they're well-known memes. I'm actually a lady myself, so I didn't even notice. I don't mean to be sexist, but I am deliberately being ageist, heh.

I enjoyed the hell out of this. I love how the lizard and the bunny were two strong female characters who get shit done (always a major plus) and the animation and character design were beautiful. The music was great and very appropriate, and the humor was sharp.

The only thing that was a tad bit off was the voice acting, like others have said. I loved the lizard's accent, but I couldn't always understand her. And I didn't realize the bunny was supposed to have an accent until she said "quiet-like". (You might want to make the bunny's accent more prominent.) Also, I feel as if the whole thing was paced just a few beats too quickly- have a little more time between each plot point, joke, etc, so that it has time to sink in before the story moves for it. Not *much* more time- maybe like an extra second or two?

But I digress. You've got a great flash here, and I'd love to see some sequels. Well done.

Hilarious! The funniest bit for me is how the client's head moves when he says "I JUST. WANT. A BLOG."

You pretty much hit the nail on the head. Whoever voiced Nucky Thompson was spot-on. You've got an eye for parody, man. Keep at it.

bulgariananimations responds:

Thanks

What kind of drugs are you on and can I have some?

This is because of the whole Monsanto thing, right? Nice social commentary.

Longtime gamer/peanut gallery person, recent voice actor. May or may not make a flash game someday, when I figure out how to Flixel.

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