Dance of the Manwhore Fernando is Fantastic!
I loved this the first time I saw it. Then you went and added subtitles, which is what I silently wanted.
...You are full of so much win, I just can't even begin to describe it. Bravo!
One minor note; you *might* want to add some borders around the subtitle text. The white color of said text makes it hard to see at some points, particularly on the "Love is like a ripened squid that stings with limp appendage" lines. Or whatever he said there. The fact that I can't see those lines proves my point for me. Woot.
...But besides that, this is a masterpiece of flash. You totally win at life, and if you choose to edit this flash based on this review, (then it will have been an honor to help someone as skilled as yourself, but also) I hope it doesn't require much more than a few text option changes.
Once again, this rocks. Thank you for reading, and have a wonderful day.
Stickmata 